Desperate Houseflies: The Magazine

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Friday, May 12, 2006

Sports Day

Let me rip you away from "Bonds-Watch" long enough to argue over the best in MLB so far in 2006. Here's a starting lineup of this year's best of the best - feel free to offer your opinions as to who should be replaced as well as how to restructure the batting order.

1. Derek Jeter (SS)
2. Miguel Cabrera (3B)
3. Albert Pujols (1B)
4. Jim Thome (DH)
5. Carlos Lee (LF)
6. Alex Rios (RF)
7. Vernon Wells (CF)
8. Jose Vidro (2B)
9. Victor Martinez (C)

Starting Pitcher: Pedro Martinez
Closer: Jonathan Papelbon

3 Comments:

Blogger juvenal_urbino said...

In college, I knew a Whitney who was cuter than either of them.

I haven't really kept up much this season, yet, but isn't there some rookie with the Brewers(?) who's having an incredible season at the plate? Chris something-or-other, maybe?

11:55 AM  
Blogger Al Sturgeon said...

FYI, this Whitney is much cuter than both Joe and Adam Everett, too.

Not even close.
:-)

1:19 PM  
Blogger Michael Lasley said...

For pitching, I'd vote for Webb or Mussina. Or any one of the White Sox starters.

And for some just straight up humor -- may I suggest the Chicago Cubs. And then for even more hilarity, watching the Dusty Baker post-game interview. Good, good stuff.

7:40 PM  

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