Desperate Houseflies: The Magazine
Feel free to pull out your trusty fly swatter and comment on what is posted here, realizing that this odd collection of writers may prove as difficult to kill as houseflies and are presumably just as pesky. “Desperate Houseflies” is a magazine that intends to publish weekly articles on subjects such as politics, literature, history, sports, photography, religion, and no telling what else. We’ll see what happens.
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"Mr. President, if you had just let me work the paint gun-"
"Oh, right, Dick. Like I'm going to let you handle a gun around me."
Clearly, this is a place of learning for children who wear orthodontic headgear.
I'll stand over here and be "cool" while Mr. Hog-the-Paint-Gun stands quietly by the "Sh" and thinks about what he's done.
"C'mon, you gashhead, that's not how you spell school!"
"Huh? How do you shpell it?"
Workers Put the Finishing Touches On Street at the New School for Speech Impediments
Phase one of "No Child Left Behind."
And nobody caught this BEFORE it went down? Beautiful.
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