Desperate Houseflies: The Magazine

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Didn't We Used to Have a Sports-Columnist?

There's cheating in NASCAR! The purest form of sport.

And advertisments at Wrigley! The purist of sports venues.

Just saying.

9 Comments:

Blogger juvenal_urbino said...

Anybody think Toyota still wants to become NASCAR's main sponsor in the future?

12:30 PM  
Blogger Michael Lasley said...

Well, they are "seething." Is there a Hall of Fame for NASCAR? If so, does Waltrip fall into the "juiced" category for consideration?

Please no one answer those questions. I could not care less about NASCAR. Just thought it was an interesting story.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Al Sturgeon said...

I'd like to extend a hearty welcome to our brand new sports columnist. Michael Lasley joins Juvenal Urbino (everything columnist) and Al Sturgeon (serial book columnist) on the staff at Houseflies.

Welcome Michael!!!

1:01 PM  
Blogger Al Sturgeon said...

(Side note: Michael's addition brings the readership to a grand total of three, too.)

1:02 PM  
Blogger Michael Lasley said...

Well, there are the three of us, and then there are several people who have stumbled upon our site with their search for "Leigh Ann Touhey," which I get to take credit for. Seriously, there have been several visitors who came here via a google search for Leigh Ann. Wierd.

1:39 PM  
Blogger juvenal_urbino said...

And now we're plugged into all that NASCAR traffic.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Michael Lasley said...

In that case, maybe someone can tell me if there's such a thing as a NASCAR HOF. And if the juicing issue will matter.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Terry Austin said...

Yes, but it's actually a Double-Wide of Fame.

11:23 AM  
Blogger juvenal_urbino said...

I see from the Daytona highlights that Mark Martin -- the Phil Mickelson of NASCAR, the Buffalo Bills of NASCAR, the Atlanta Braves of NASCAR -- choked again.

3:25 PM  

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